LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US ABOUT

 

Although these things don’t always happen, they are highly probable.

1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD: When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

2. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:  After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.

4. LAW OF THE TOOLS: Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner.

5. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

8. LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10. LAW OF EXAM: A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exams time.

11. LAW OF SLEEP: The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

12. LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS: You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one.